Two Reasons Jurassic World Will Own The Summer. Two Hunky, Scaly Reasons.

Have you seen Jurassic World? Huh? Have you? Huh, huh? Have you? You must have seen it because its opening weekend was almost as big as the entire yearly GDP of the noble island nation of Palau. No kidding. Admittedly, only about 21,000 people live in Palau but, hey, you plunked down more cash in … Continue reading Two Reasons Jurassic World Will Own The Summer. Two Hunky, Scaly Reasons.

Ten Movies I’ll Always Watch When They’re On Television

Once upon a time, I worked shift work, which means more than a few long boring nights with little else to do but read and watch¬†movies on cable television. You know the movies I mean -- the mid-list flicks with perhaps a star or two in them that didn't do well at the box office … Continue reading Ten Movies I’ll Always Watch When They’re On Television

Ten Cool Forgotten Movies that You Should Remember

I love B-movies, and by that I not only mean movies made on a small budget with a lot of love and cheese but also bigger-budget, big-studio movies that quickly fell out of favor and don't get much screen time on the various cable networks. You could probably call them "cult films",¬†but that doesn't quite … Continue reading Ten Cool Forgotten Movies that You Should Remember

Trailer Review: The Pyramid, a Movie About BLEAHHHRGH!

Let's talk about jump-scares, the gimmick that's all but ruined horror movies. Remember your friendly neighborhood haunted house? The cool Dad down the block would turn his yard into a Creepy Yard of Terror every year, mostly by handing rubber masks to other cool Dads, who'd hide behind obviously-fake pieces of scenery (usually gravestones or … Continue reading Trailer Review: The Pyramid, a Movie About BLEAHHHRGH!